January 2012
December 2011
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Is it weird that I’m excited about my new calculator? I think so :/
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my garden's on fire